Working Cocker Spaniel for stud Limited Time in Southampton

kay.marie1989

Posting for 6+ years

Southampton

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Working Cocker Spaniel for stud Limited Time in Southampton

kay.marie1989

Posting for 6+ years

Southampton

EMERGENCY BROADCAST: Get the Goods Before Marler's Factory is Demolished! ️

Ladies, clip back your ears and pay attention. This is not a drill. Our drop-dead gorgeous, KC-registered Working Cocker Spaniel, Marler, is officially open for stud duties... but you need to move faster than a spaniel chasing a pheasant because the vet appointment is booked, and his manhood is on death row.

Officially, he is a stunning lemon and white, but to us, Marler is our absolute golden boy.

Now, let's be brutally honest: Marler is completely unproven. In fact, we are fairly certain he has absolutely no idea what he is doing, and we cannot guarantee he will actually be any good at it. He currently thinks "mating" is a type of carpet and will likely try to initiate romance by showing your lady dog his favourite tennis ball or licking her ears upside down. But what he lacks in technique, Marler makes up for in raw, unadulterated enthusiasm and a stellar work ethic! We all
Got to start somewhere!

Why your lady dog needs to book this chaotic clearance sale:

️ The Ultimate Limited-Edition Drop: Once the vet works their magic, the factory is closed, the gates are locked, and the machinery is decommissioned. Secure Marler's goods while they are still physically attached to the chassis!

Riding on His Ancestors' Coattails: Has Marler had his own official health tests? Absolutely not, he's too busy eating grass and staring at walls. BUT! His Dad and his Grandads are fully health-tested legends. He has literally copy-pasted the genetic jackpot from a long line of certified overachievers who did know what they were doing.

Southampton's Finest: Conveniently located right here in Southampton. Skip the awkward, long-distance motorway service station romance keep it local, quick, and highly entertaining.

Premium Cocker Breakdown: Professional sock-thief, certified 10/10 good boy, and possesses a tail that wags so violently it could easily power the entire south coast grid.

If your lady Cocker wants a handsome, high-velocity local lad with a stellar family tree, it is literally now or never. Help Marler go out in a blaze of romantic glory before he trades his crown jewels for a cone of shame!

Special "Everything Must Go / No Guarantees on Marler's Performance" introductory rates apply.

Slide into our DMs immediately before the vet clips his wings! Read more